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July 3, 2014
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Range Officer
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Dans Club
February 9, 2009
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Nice........ Fish Story and great PICs! Love those long barrels.
SMF
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March 2, 2008
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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February 1, 2016
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Steve said
Splain "Fish Story". Are ya shootin fish in that pond w/15"rs? 
SIZE DOES MATTER
July 3, 2014
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Had three gun deals set up at a cabelas about 70 miles from my house, drove to cabelas and proceeded to wait for 1st deal. Man called in he got a better offer from brother inlaw, wait for second deal, he shows up and raises his price, I tell him no thank you, he eventually lowers price to original, I tell him he's acting shifty- to get lost- he does. Third guy never calls or shows up- so I've waisted about 3 and a half hours, I'm disgusted, tired and hungry walk out to my car and accross from me is parked an older dually pickup truck with the hood up a guy working on it, a lady sitting in passenger seat and 5 stairstep children and a suit of armor in the back end. I ask him if he needs help, he says no he's about got it. Asks me If I want to buy a suit of armor he'd made himself, I told him I didn't think so, it was nice work all chased metal and repousse worked. We had a smoke together under a tree, found out he was an artist and a deal for the armor had fallen through in San Antonio and he was trying to get back to Austin about 20 miles away. We are both disgusted with world, tell each other good-bye. I'm getting in my car and he runs around to drivers window and asks me,"do you fish"? He says come look at this, I go to the back of his truck and he pulls back a tarp and reveals this about 3 foot fibre glass bass with kind of a goofy look in his eyes( the fish not the guy), after such a day it hit my funny bone just right. In the top left corner of the Dan pictures you can see the bass coming thru the weeds of my wifes koi pond. THATS my story and I'm sticken to it. Decoyme
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March 2, 2008
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I see it now! Funny how you just stumble across the strangest stuff in even stranger ways.
You definitely had us going! 
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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February 1, 2016
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So, 4 hours an a KISS MY BASS is all you got ?
Nice DWs 
SIZE DOES MATTER
December 4, 2012
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AHHH HAA, got it now...Very nice. Isn't life funny!
July 3, 2014
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Getting some bass when you least expect it, can completely change your attitude. D
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February 1, 2016
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Maybe a different BAIT would help w/fishing for DWs, next time Lots of $$$$$ always helps 
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Dans Club
February 22, 2009
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Wife went fishing with me in a canoe once and on her first catch she turns to me and asks, "baby, does this boat make my bass look big?" Nope, I never answered....
Technically, the glass is always full; half liquid, half air....
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March 2, 2008
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rwsem said
Wife went fishing with me in a canoe once and on her first catch she turns to me and asks, "baby, does this boat make my bass look big?" Nope, I never answered....
This is wrong in so many ways, all I can do is 
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
July 3, 2014
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And rwseem is the one always saying " Technically, the bass is always full..."
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March 17, 2016
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rwsem said
Wife went fishing with me in a canoe once and on her first catch she turns to me and asks, "baby, does this boat make my bass look big?" Nope, I never answered....
You Sir,are a very wise man! Had that been me I would probably have ended up with the fish up beside my head and who knows where the fishing rod would have ended up.
July 3, 2014
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To our illustrious Host's I did not foresee the erection of such possible mental gambits ammongst our fellow members, I only wish to return to the civility and decorum due to such an august body as DWF. I apologize completely for any actions of mine that that may have led to such reductions to or dissemination of frivolity.
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February 28, 2009
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And here I was thinking (due to the long BA's in the pics) that you were making a joke about being THIS BIG. Silly me.
Nice big BA's though.
-Mike
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