July 14, 2013
12 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Woman!
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
2. You can trade your .44 for two .22's.
3. You can have a handgun at home and one for the road.
4. If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try it out.
5. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
6. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a back-up.
7. Handguns don't take up a lot of closet space.
8. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
9. A handgun won't ask" Do these grips make me look fat?"
10. A hand gun doesn't mind if you sleep after using it.
11. A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.
12. A handgun won't complain if you are " a little fast on the trigger."
Just sayin'.
Dans Club
April 18, 2014
......I just couldn't help it...rotflmao...
as for #7, you ever seen pics of Zoommb's and rwsem's , DW racks???
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Dans Club
March 2, 2008
ese927 said
......I just couldn't help it...rotflmao...as for #7, you ever seen pics of Zoommb's and rwsem's , DW racks???
Frankly, a pic of either of those safes (or IHMSA 80x80's) would require a Drive In Theater screen!
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
Dans Club
April 18, 2014
It does seem like the one I saw filled an entire page..
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"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
Richard Henry Lee
American Statesman, 1788
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