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February 22, 2009

Wife and I were shopping this weekend for Christmas. She suddenly noticed I was missing and as we had a lot to do, she called me on the cell.
She said " Where are you?! You know we have lots to do!"
I said "You remember the jewelers we went to about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond ring? I could not afford it at the time and I said one day I would get it for you?"
(I could hear her getting choked up…)
"Yes, yes...I DO remember that shop." she said, sniffling.
"Well I'm in the gun shop next door to there."
If you're going to drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.


Dans Club
March 2, 2008

Absolutely Hysterically Funny, I need to find a way to use this to my advantage.
Truth be told, using this to my advantage only makes sense if "to my advantage" includes a Death Wish!
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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