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March 2, 2008
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For those who drink and drive:
"With the Holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.
Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I might be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.
Sure enough, on the way home there was a police road block; but since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This turned out to be a real surprise, as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it."
Celebrate Safely!
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April 18, 2014
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You are not right man...lolol 
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March 27, 2009
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ese927 said
You are not right man...lolol
Seems I would have to agree!
Get the rattle can out and have some fun!
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October 11, 2009
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Great i like it , artex
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January 24, 2009
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I bet it could be converted back into a police cruiser easier than it could be into a civilian grocery getter. Go for it!!
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March 2, 2008
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Charger Fan said
I bet it could be converted back into a police cruiser easier than it could be into a civilian grocery getter. Go for it!!
Or maybe the "BluesMobile"?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
February 26, 2012
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Do I hear Lurch groaning in the background?
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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July 2, 2011
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You got it in your garage? It must be a pedicab! 
To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers:
if you find one...what's your plan?
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