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February 26, 2012
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.
Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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March 2, 2008
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Hope you don't mind, but I'm going to steal this one to help convince some people that I am clever and witty.
Since they already know me, it probably won't work, but I gotta try.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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September 10, 2010
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I just say "Merry Christmas". If you don't like that move somewhere else. But yeah I get the satire on our politically correct handicapped country. Nicely done.
Without a beard you are no different from any woman or child.
February 26, 2012
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Steve CT said
Hope you don't mind, but I'm going to steal this one to help convince some people that I am clever and witty.Since they already know me, it probably won't work, but I gotta try.
Run with it, Steve. I stole it from someone else.
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Dans Club
March 27, 2009
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What?
Hey all have a safe and joyful Holiday! Oh and if you are still searching for what to get me Ammo is always welcome or those Dan's you hidden away or taking up space in your safe! Just PM for FFL info and well now you know!
Merry Christmas to all! Or if that doesn't work just take a day off and shoot some of my Ammo!
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July 2, 2011
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pecos bill said
Steve CT said
Hope you don't mind, but I'm going to steal this one to help convince some people that I am clever and witty.Since they already know me, it probably won't work, but I gotta try.
Run with it, Steve. I stole it from someone else.
I'm going to be guilty of bidenism as well. I'm gonna plagerize the heck out of it!
To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers:
if you find one...what's your plan?
October 29, 2012
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Best wishes for a DW Merry Christmas to all forum members!!
Dans Club
May 17, 2009
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Best wishes to all and Merry Christmas! 
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January 24, 2009
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To all my brothers, I wish you & your families a Merry Christmas!
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February 9, 2009
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Merry Christmas Everyone!
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November 17, 2008
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Wishing a very Merry Christmas to all.
LB
Wisdom is merely the realization of how little one knows, therefore I am wise.
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February 22, 2009
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Yes, Merry Christmas!
Technically, the glass is always full; half liquid, half air....
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