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April 25, 2008
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For some reason, my computer won't let me open any of my PM's, both previously sent and any new ones. (There are times when I REALLY DO hate these machines) 
Please feel free to ask me anything in an open forum, or send me an e-mail, until I can figure out what the problem is here. Thanks!
The Savantist
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March 2, 2008
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OK, since I can ask anything, and since you spend a lot of time up there anyways,
Why is the sky blue?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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May 17, 2009
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Hmmm, and what are those white lines the planes leave in the "blue" sky? Can you see them behind you?
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May 2, 2009
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If you fly at the speed of light, and then turn on the landing lights, can you see behind you ?
SHOOT
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March 2, 2008
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Now that I think about it, what really does keep the plane up there?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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February 9, 2009
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If the plane runs out of fuel in flight will it stop before it hits the ground like on Bugs Bunny? Ok that that was not funny, but on Bugs it was
. I sent you a PM about where you live in respect to my wife's cousin. I don't have your email address though, maybe you could send it to Steve or Jody and they can forward it so you don't have to post it.
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April 25, 2008
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I can see this is going to be fun. 
"OK, since I can ask anything, and since you spend a lot of time up there anyways,
Why is the sky blue?"
Because it is my favorite color.
"Hmmm, and what are those white lines the planes leave in the "blue" sky? Can you see them behind you?"
Contrails...and if I had eyes in the back of my head, I COULD see them. If we made a 90 degree turn, we can see them easily.
"If you fly at the speed of light, and then turn on the landing lights, can you see behind you ?"
Uh, nope...the speed of light is the same for landing lights...if you turn them on, you will see nothing in front, as you will be flying as fast as the beam.
"Now that I think about it, what really does keep the plane up there?"
Money...spend enough and you can make anything fly.
The Savantist
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March 2, 2008
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OK Smart Guy, but this isn't over yet 
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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May 2, 2009
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I've got him.... 😉
What year was my 357 SM serno 1363 made...?
SHOOT
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May 17, 2009
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Just remember:
1. maintain thy airspeed lest the ground rise up and smite thee.
2. the roughness of the engine (you luckily don't fly piston planes) is directly proportional to the darkness of the night and the darkness of the terrain below you.
Ed
October 26, 2008
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why do they call it a cockpit?
why do my shoes squeak when walking?
what would you do for a klondike bar?
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May 2, 2009
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How many licks does it take....?
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January 24, 2009
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If a man watches a tree fall in the forest, and his wife isn't there to hear it...is he still wrong?
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November 17, 2008
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I had to join in.
What were you thinking?
LB
Wisdom is merely the realization of how little one knows, therefore I am wise.
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February 25, 2009
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Dean, the ultimate master of wisdom;
If I'm at the range with no one else there and I turn my four-five sideways and shoot it gangsta style will my friends know I did it????
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
~Thomas Jefferson~
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January 24, 2009
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Tigger, you may want these official homeboyee sights, to hit the target well.
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March 2, 2008
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This is going to get WAY out of control
COOL!!!
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
April 25, 2008
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"I've got him…. 
What year was my 357 SM serno 1363 made…?"
1985 or 1986...my 1436 was purchased December, 1986
"why do they call it a cockpit?"
Cockpit as a term for the pilot's compartment in an aircraft first appeared in 1914. The term is most likely related to the sailing term for the coxswain's station in a Royal Navy ship, and later the location of the ship's rudder controls.
"why do my shoes squeak when walking?"
Are they full of water?
"what would you do for a klondike bar?"
Nothing...don't really care for them. Now, an Almond Joy....
"How many licks does it take….?"
Enough to finish it.
"If a man watches a tree fall in the forest, and his wife isn't there to hear it…is he still wrong?"
Absolutely...it is ALWAYS the man's fault, and he will continue to be beaten over it.
"I had to join in.
What were you thinking?"
Obviously, I wasn't.
"If I'm at the range with no one else there and I turn my four-five sideways and shoot it gangsta style will my friends know I did it????"
Yep, now that you've told the entire world you shoot that way.
"This is going to get WAY out of control."
Yes it is...and YOU started it.
The Savantist
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March 2, 2008
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IHMSA80x80 said:
Please feel free to ask me anything in an open forum, or send me an e-mail, until I can figure out what the problem is here. Thanks!
I started it?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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