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July 5, 2009
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When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?”
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.”
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.” The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?”
(I posted the joke to provide a little humor about current events. If the Administrator or Moderators believe that this joke is inappropriate for the Forum or in bad taste, please do not hesitate to remove it.)
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January 24, 2009
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I like the punch line...
October 26, 2008
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GrayGhost said:
(I posted the joke to provide a little humor about current events. If the Administrator or Moderators believe that this joke is inappropriate for the Forum or in bad taste, please do not hesitate to remove it.)
GG
I have no problem with it
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May 17, 2009
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February 11, 2010
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Funny as Heck ! 
Have to admit I got a little excited when I began reading the title of post....
then I saw the word Heaven.
February 16, 2010
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Obama died and went to heaven
In order for a joke to be funny it has to be grounded in some truth even an outrageous joke. So this isn't funny.
January 22, 2008
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Zundfolge makes a good point... however being a Virginian I like it. 
Dans Club
March 2, 2008
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GrayGhost said:
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?”
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.”
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.” The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?”
(I posted the joke to provide a little humor about current events. If the Administrator or Moderators believe that this joke is inappropriate for the Forum or in bad taste, please do not hesitate to remove it.)
GG
As far as Admin and Mods, it appears that we all agree
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February 16, 2010
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Honestly what makes this joke funny is that it surfaced soon after 9/11 but it was Osama, not Obama.
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February 28, 2009
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Zundfolge said:
Honestly what makes this joke funny is that it surfaced soon after 9/11 but it was Osama, not Obama.
Aren't they the same?
-Mike
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