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February 11, 2010
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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohio...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may
live in Ohio.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even
work there, you may live in Ohio.
If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Ohio.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong...... number, you may live in Ohio.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Dayton for the weekend, you
may live in Ohio.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in Ohio.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you
may live in Ohio.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you may live in Ohio.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors
unlocked, you may live in Ohio.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you
may live in Ohio.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may
live in Ohio.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody
is passing you, you may live in Ohio.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
you may live in Ohio.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you may live in Ohio.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in
Ohio.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Ohio.
If you actually understand these jokes,you definitely do live - or have lived -
in OHIO..
-Blacktop
May 17, 2010
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Funny.. yeah ole Jeff certainly picks up on things.
If you remember Loni Anderson (fondly) then you may live in Ohio
If you have ever been to the WORLDS biggest FORD swap meet then you have been to Ohio
My Aunt lived in Sandusky (sp) neat place... but too cold in winter and can't stand that "sulfer" well water (pew). Not to mention all the rusty fenders on every car. Nice folks though, they just need to learn to cook. (said with love)
Soap Box, Ballot Box, Ammo Box
in that order.
4 Monson Model 15's
1 Palmer FB 15
1 Rossi 357 Model 92 (lever)
1 CZ 75B
Dans Club
March 2, 2008
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Well having grown up in SE Michigan AND lived in Ohio, all I can say is 
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
May 3, 2011
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I think he nailed it didn't he. Thanks for sharing!
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Dans Club
March 27, 2009
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Who would have thunk? After visiting Ohio, it will be a return destination sometime soon! Hey It wasn't all that different from Kansas, cept for the hills and that big lake thing up north, of and maybe the rain! Thanks for sharing Blacktop! 
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January 24, 2009
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I've never been to Ohio, but I sure do remember Loni Anderson...
Dans Club
March 2, 2008
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Hmmm... maybe we need a Yooper Topic!
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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July 2, 2011
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Ya' eh. Makes me vant to sing da Deer Camp song.
To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers:
if you find one...what's your plan?
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