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We need to regulate cars the way we regulate guns
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February 11, 2013 - 7:09 pm
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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Read it and Shared the link on Fb... Thanks Steve- that's spot on.

Technically, the glass is always full; half liquid, half air....

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To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers:

if you find one...what's your plan?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clever indeed, I imagine he went through a few rough drafts on that one. I like the guy who commented on "Concealed cars" by saying "it's called a motorcycle."lol2

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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.

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Nooooo.... don't give the a-holes any ideas!!! They already hate my pickup!

 

 

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