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Well, the conversation went like this:

 

Her: Babe, I don't know what to get you for Christmas.

(I'm deathly afraid of something lame-she's not a good gift giver, even though she means well and I love her to death)

Me: I've got something picked out but I'm afraid you won't like it.

Her: We should just get our own stuff and thank each other for it, anyway.

Me: Sounds good. I want a S&W 500.

Her: What's that?

Me: It's an utterly ridiculous revolver in 500 Magnum. .50 cal.

Her: Why do you need that?

Me: I really don't. I just want it. Bragging rights. Manhood compensation. Whatever.

Her: Merry Christmas.

Me:jaw-droppingworship

 

Stock photo for now, but I should see it Wednesday/Thursday to my FFL.

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Side note: she sent me a pic of what she got herself for Christmas. It's what I had in mind. I'm goooooood.big-grin

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formula73 said:

Well, the conversation went like this:

 

Her: Babe, I don't know what to get you for Christmas.

(I'm deathly afraid of something lame-she's not a good gift giver, even though she means well and I love her to death)

Me: I've got something picked out but I'm afraid you won't like it.

Her: We should just get our own stuff and thank each other for it, anyway.

Me: Sounds good. I want a S&W 500.

Her: What's that?

Me: It's an utterly ridiculous revolver in 500 Magnum. .50 cal.

Her: Why do you need that?

Me: I really don't. I just want it. Bragging rights. Manhood compensation. Whatever.

Her: Merry Christmas.

Me:jaw-droppingworship

 

Stock photo for now, but I should see it Wednesday/Thursday to my FFL.

 

Side note: she sent me a pic of what she got herself for Christmas. It's what I had in mind. I'm goooooood.big-grin

 

Have one the same way! but she did buy a Bushmaster AR15 two years ago!

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Several years ago I got a SIG 229 SAS as a birthday gift. She maneuvered me into the gun store on the pretext of getting something she said our son had mentioned needing, and said "Pick your Birthday present".

This was the first stop on a Connecticut Wine Trail/Bed and Breakfast long weekend that we had been planning. I'm sure no one at the B&B knew what was in the blue plastic box I was carrying in was, they'd have been horrified.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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Cool if I send you our number do you think your girl could give mine a few tips.  big-grin   All kidding aside mine usually just ask-es me what I want and I usually get it.  The only problem is it's kinda hard to get her to search GB for rare Dan's. poke

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That will be a fun one to shoot. It's Smiff's version of a SuperMag!laugh

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It's nice to have an understanding wife. You know that 500 will go "boom." rofl

Better buy your dies for reloading now too.

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Yeah, this actually has me considering a reloading setup to put up in my man/guitar/jam room, though I don't actually see myself shooting it that often. I have problems enough with my hands, as it is! I wanted it, well, because I want it.

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Yeah, this actually has me considering a reloading setup to put up in my man/guitar/jam room, though I don't actually see myself shooting it that often. I have problems enough with my hands, as it is! I wanted it, well, because I want it.

I know what u mean by wanting it. I have had a picture of the S&W 500

on the wall for 3years. Finally got enough cash and went to find one on GB.

Got a real good price on a S&W 460 instead. Looks exactly like the picture

on the wall. Shot it once, don't think I'll try that again any time soon.

But I want it.

Good luck with your's

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Now she is a keeper 2 thumbs up  Congrats on the new Man Iron  Banana

 

Maybe next year you'll get the Desert Eagle 50 AE wink 

 

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Congrats!

 

I had a guy offer me one on trade for the Smith 620 ( plus some cash)... to expensive for me to shoot.

Soap Box, Ballot Box, Ammo Box

in that order.

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Pinetor said:

Congrats!

 

I had a guy offer me one on trade for the Smith 620 ( plus some cash)... to expensive for me to shoot.

I have followed Smith's longer than Dan's and didn't know S&W had

a 620. What cal is it...?wife

thanks

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I have followed Smith's longer than Dan's and didn't know S&W had a 620. What cal is it...?wife

thanks

TWO

I think it's one of their new models with a "Hillary hole".

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TWO44 said:

I have followed Smith's longer than Dan's and didn't know S&W had a 620. What cal is it...?wife

thanks

TWO

I think it's one of their new models with a "Hillary hole".

Well "newer" but now out of production. It replaced the model 66, with the added lock. To me it is just like a 686 BUT with a shroud/barrel instead of a one peice barrel like the 686. Caliber is .357

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I can't help it, but the phrase "Hillary hole" is giving me an image that will keep me from sleeping  well for several days.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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Steve CT said:

I can't help it, but the phrase "Hillary hole" is giving me an image that will keep me from sleeping  well for several days.

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Don't make me show you "the hole"...rofl

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Steve CT said:

I can't help it, but the phrase "Hillary hole" is giving me an image that will keep me from sleeping  well for several days.

I saw it too and it was Horrid wow

 

 

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Do you guys know how old this "Hillary Hole" joke/comparison is?? 

 

Sorta makes me wish I had a wrist rocket & a really gooey spit-wad..."splat!" lol2 hehe

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TWO44 said:

formula73 said:

Yeah, this actually has me considering a reloading setup to put up in my man/guitar/jam room, though I don't actually see myself shooting it that often. I have problems enough with my hands, as it is! I wanted it, well, because I want it.

I know what u mean by wanting it. I have had a picture of the S&W 500

on the wall for 3years. Finally got enough cash and went to find one on GB.

Got a real good price on a S&W 460 instead. Looks exactly like the picture

on the wall. Shot it once, don't think I'll try that again any time soon.

But I want it.

Good luck with your's

TWOlol2

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